Epic Three Little Pigs news coverage

 

Brilliant advertising.

Myth Plausible, I guess

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Redneck in a coonskin cap

Also: Dukes of Hazard, Dale Jr.

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Fat ass

This guy doesn’t like being filmed.

(thanks mike)

Hard Times at McDonald’s

Note that the cashier beating a woman with a metal rod has been arrested and charged with two counts of felony assault.

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Obama delivers

 

 

Arrested development is back for another season AND a movie!!!!

 

 

 

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This man survived an accident

BOOM! BAM!

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Toe in lieu of thumb

Take my big toe, whatevs.

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F*ck you, society!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THIS:

 

Makes THIS happen in my head:

 

Scumbag Rioter

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This reporter has a very important message for you

Make sure you write that down, just in case.

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That poor man

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There is a reason some people chose not to have a car.

So 5 out of 9 Jiffy Lube shops were caught on camera trying to scam costumers. What a bunch of dicks.

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Another case of silly

A young man died in a dispute his father instigated over a bottle of cologne. The father attacked two parking employees, convinced they had stolen his cologne. The bottle of cologne was later found in the man’s glove box.

I don’t know if the family members interviewed haven’t seen the security camera footage or if they’re just plain stupid.

*Update: a petition intended to get justice for the young man who was killed shows that people are just dumb/irrationally emotional.

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